Chocolate

This is me trying 2 give advice to a friend: C'mon, have a timeout...have a kitkat.
My friend is like: u don't happen to mean, have a break...have a kitkat...? God I'm so obsessed with chocolate! Saeeda and I have bought 49.50 Dhs worth of chocolate and chocolate chip cookies and we are IN PARADISE. "If there's no chocolate in heaven...I AIN'T GOING!!!"
p.s. i have never EVER been able to say "lab rat" the right way the first time around. It always comes out: Rab Lat. Did i mention I HATE the letters R and L...especially if they are in the same word? Ruler...Girl...Marlboro...hehehe: Marlboro Light (that always comes out Marrrborolo Right)
Please someone help me "roll" my Rs and not stress my Ls!!!!