"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

So, crack up even if these jokes aren't that funny...

What is the difference between men and E.T.?
E.T. called home.

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave.
Suddenly, on of the muffins says: "Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims, "Look a talking muffin!!!!"

Q. What's pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!