Pizza Man

My brother introduced me to this song…and even though I got these lyrics in a message before, it sounds a million times better when you actually hear it with an Italian accent…It makes him sound like he’s swearing but he’s not...
Try reading this with an accent, it’s so funny:

Pizza Man
By Cisco Kid
Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go downa to eata breakfast,
I tell the waitress I wanna two pieces of toast,
She bring me only one piece,
I tell her I wanna two piece,
She says: "Go to the toilet",
I say: "You no understand, I wanna piece ona my plate,"
She says: "You better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch",
I don’t even know the lady and she calla me a son of a bitch…!

I-DON’T- NEED-THIS-SHIT!!!

Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, But no fork,
I tell her I wanna the fork,
She tella me "Everybody wanna f***,"
I tell: "You don’t understand, I wanna fok on my table",
She says: "You better not f*** on the table you son of a bitch",
I don’t even know the lady and she calla me a son of a bitch…!

I-DON’T-NEED-THIS-SHIT!!!

So I go back to my room in a hotel,
And there is no sheets on the bed,
Call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
He tella me to go to the toilet,
I say: "You don’t understand, I wanna sheet on my bed",
He says: "You better not s***on my bed you son of a bitch",

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'Peace on you',
I say 'Piss on you too you son of a bitch, I’m gonna back to Italia,
Ariva derchi!!


And for those of you who already know this song, don’t make fun of me, I know it’s ancient, but it IS uproarious…! (Yeh, this is a sure sign of my utter boredom!)